Finally I get around to reposting my hd_career_fair entry.

Title: Along The River
Author: joan_waterhouse
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco
Warnings: EWE, established relationship
Word Count: ~2500
Beta: nursedarry
Summary: Draco had become a decent kayak freestyler, if he said so himself, and Harry was fairly successful as a raft guide. Who'd have thought that Muggles could come up with such an entertaining sport? And that Draco would like it?
Prompt by byaghro: Scenario: Whitewater rafting instructor Harry. Additions: paddle, lost, attempted murder.
Author's Notes: A huge thank you to the mods for giving me a much needed extension! Thank you to nursedarry for the brilliant last-minute beta. ♥
Finally, my dear prompter, I hope you like what I've come up with. :)

Disclaimer: Harry Potter is owned by J.K. Rowling and Warner Brothers. No copyright infringement intended.

( Along The River )

Title: Sleepwalking
Author: joan_waterhouse
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: R
Warnings: wanking
Word Count: ~1300

Summary: When Wizards sleepwalk there's no telling where they'll show up.
A/N: written for speedpr0nz picture prompt #8.

Disclaimer: Harry Potter is owned by J.K. Rowling and Warner Brothers. No copyright infringement intended.

( Sleepwalking )

Title: Wild Thing
Author: joan_waterhouse
Pairing: Remus/Tonks
Rating: G
Warnings: Flangst
Word Count: ~400
Summary: Remus worries, but then he finds an old children's book and his mood begins to brighten.
A/N: Written for the hp_uk_meetup goody-bags.
I usually neither read nor write this pairing, but I'd just seen trailers for Where The Wild Things Are and this little bunny showed up demanding that I write this ficlet. ;) Enjoy.

Disclaimer: Harry Potter is owned by J.K. Rowling and Warner Brothers. No copyright infringement intended.

( Wild Thing )

My flist will remember my slyther-shirt slogan poll a few month ago. I promised to make text icons from all the slogans. Finally I got around to doing that. Have fun. :)

Since these icons are a small gift for my flist I won't crosspost them, but they are still shareable for everyone who stumbles over this post and wants them. ♥


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( text icons )

I'm following the cricket quite enthusiastically right now (well, as enthusiastically as an Austrian girl who educated herself by reading "Cricket for Dummies", who went to 4 or 5 cricket training session maximum in her life and who has never been able to watch an entire match can follow it) and was just listening to the TMS (Test Match Special) online right now.

Imagine my squee of pure fangirl love, when it was announced that Tom and Dan are going to be on air during lunchtime. :D

( Tom and Dan interviewed at lunchtime at the TMS (there's a pic too) )

Snitch Seeker are probably posting an audio of this interview, until then there's their summery.

Happy Birthday alisanne!

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( 13 Dan Radcliffe Icons )


crossposted to: harrydraco,hpslash_icons, danrad_icons (on LJ)

I just posted this search over at hp_ficsearch (LJ-comm), but why not ask my lovely flist as well ;)

A while ago I read a threesome fic that was all kinds of hot. I'm fairly sure I read it on LJ (could have been IJ). But stupid me apparantly didn't bookmark it. :/

The facts are these:

Pairing/Characters: Harry/Bill in an established relationship (it could have been George, but I think it was Bill) and Neville/Harry/Bill(George?)
Rating: NC-17 (PWP)
Length: one shot
Era: post DH
Summary: I remember that Neville went to a party, I think it was at the Burrow. He fancys Harry and can't stop watching him and Bill(George?). Neville is in for a surprise when the couple approaches him for a threesome. There's some really hot dirty talk while Neville reclines on the couch; the dirty talk is that hot that he actually comes in his pants. The actions continues in the upstairs bedroom. I think with Neville topping Harry, but it could have been the other way round. In any case sharing Harry with Neville turns Bill(George?) on.

If anybody can remember that fic, please let me know! I really want to read it again and add it to my bookmarks! ♥

User-tags refer to LJ users.

Title: Forgotten Poison
Author: joan_waterhouse
Prompt given by kawanale:
Time-period: Post-Hogwarts | Place: Hogwarts | Object / word prompts: potions, Chamber of Secrets, portrait of Dumbledore | Action: holding hand
Betas: vaysh11 and smirking_muse
Word Count: ~5000
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: EWE, two minor original characters
Summary: Forensic Wizard Malfoy and Auror Potter find more than just memories when they return to Hogwarts to give a Career Day speech.
A/N: This fic was written for the hd_smoochfest. Thank you to my beta readers for their helpful ideas. I also want to thank the mods and all the readers/commenters over at hd_smoochfest for making this such a nice experience. :)

Artwork by: star_sailor13
Disclaimer: My motivation is adoration. The plot, Benjamin, and Prof. Pellicia are mine, everything else belongs to JKR and some big companies.

( Forgotten Poison )

It's a very silly, subtexty icon-idea, but I had to get it out of my head ... *sigh*
Also, this is really just a re-arranged version of the official poster.

Disclaimer: My motivation is adoration. All characters portrayed / images used are owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and/or Warner Bros., Inc. No offense is meant by the actions of any characters portrayed.

Rules: comments = ♥ | Please give credit to joan_waterhouse if you use these icons. | No hotlinking please.






That is all. Nothing more to see ...

The lovely faithwood posted a gorgeous picture of Harry and Draco yesterday and asked if it didn't inspire us to write drabbles. Well, it inspired me. ;)

My drabble is even a tiny bit smutty (Yay, me!) - Who am I kidding? It's really more silly than smutty...I'm suddenly shy about the sillyness *rolls-eyes*

Anyway. Here they are, my pic-inspired 500 or so words. Enjoy! ;)

( LipStuck )

You don't have a twitter account? *gasps*
But that means you miss out on @slytherinsexgod and @aurorsupreme throwing sexual innuendos at each other! Which you don't want to miss, I assure you! ;) They are written by dysonrules and byaghro. I know you want to read this! *prods-you*

If this isn't enough to get you over on our side, wizrocklopedia posted a list of Wizard-Rockers who are on twitter!

So I caved and now I have a fandom-twitter account: @malfoygroupie (Yeah, I know. *g* But it's true!).

If you want to know my RL twitter username (where you can expect me to post things related to general nerdery, lgbt-pride, politics, computers, sci-fi and my RL) you'll have to PM me. I will tell you, if I know you from around here, it's just that I want to keep fandom and RL separate.
The crazy fangirl flailing and tweets related to LJ will be confined to @malfoygroupie ;)

I'd love to see you all over there. It's fun :D

Fandom: Battlestar Galactica
Characters: Starbuck
Spoilers: for the final episode.
Warning: If you really loved the finale and especially how they handled Starbuck you won't like these icons. In that case just don't click, ok? Personal opinions and all that. :)

Disclaimer: My motivation is adoration. Battlestar Galactica belongs to RDM. I just play around a bit. No copyright infringement intended!
Rules: comments = ♥ | Please give credit to joan_waterhouse if you use these icons. | No hotlinking please.


( 7 spoilery finale icons )

Soon people in New Zealand will have to be afraid that their internet connection will be taken down if they are so much as accused of copyright infringement!

In a time and in a place in the world where internet-connection is almost as important as electricity or central heating, I think it's an outrage to punish any crime with cutting people off of the internet. Doing so threatens this persons social connections (which are important for psychological health) and education (which is important for a working economy)!

It is even more dispicable to punish people for crimes they are only accused of! You wouldn't have to be convicted of said crime to face the punishment!

Why should people who are not from New Zealand care? Because if you look around you, governments of many countries are thinking about similar laws; and if they're not thinking about it yet they will if this doesn't at least evoke some serious protest in the current case!

Please, if you too think that this is something worth fighting against do join us in the blackout!

As you can see I'm still infatuated with David Zimmerschied. He's the perfect Draco of my dreams ... *sighs*
So, I made icons. :D They are essentially David as Draco, some of them suggest Draco/Harry, but I even made some Draco/Ginny icons (scroll way down for those, or don't if you want to avoid them).

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( Accio Draco Icons! )

Title: Ink-stained
Author: joan_waterhouse

Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairings & Characters: Hermione/young!Severus, Severus
Rating: PG
Genre: Romance, Humour, eventually light Angst
Spoilers: for PoA
Wordcount: ~ 4400 words
Summary: For Hermione it happened 5 minutes ago, but for Severus almost two decades have passed.

( Ink-stained )

Originally written for dosomethinscary

I saw this ten word fic meme at downfall35's journal and couldn't stop myself from doing it. ;)

I picked:
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: (indicated next to the Genre)

The challenge is to do 10-word fanfics on each of the following categories.

( Click the portkey to get to the micro-fics! )

I'm in the process of backing up my LJ over here.
This means that if I friend you in the next few hours it's probably becaue we're already friends on LJ (where I've got the same username).

Title: Hiss for me..
Author: sammymcg@verizon.net
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: HP/SS
Summary: Sev wants something, but doesn't know how to ask for it.
Wordcount: ~1000

Readers Note: I found this rather cute little piece of parselsmut and thought I'd share.

Fandom: Jeeves and Wooster
Characters: Honoria Glossop, Daphne, Mrs. Glossop
Disclaimer: all Characters and images are property of their respective owners. I'm just playing around with them for fun - please don't sue me!
Resources: for Nr. 13 - 75 I used textures by reyesphile from cooloring

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( Click the cut for a healthy young lady! )

Crossposted to: femmeslash and raregirlslash